I eat pasta so I don't have to go to rehab.
The way I see it, if I stop eating pasta, the weight just falls off of me, and then everywhere I go, people start taking my picture, and then they start flying me to fabulous places and they throw money at me and I have to wear ugly clothes on the catwalk, and I have to fight the other models, and then I'll develop an eating disorder and have to take a lot of heroin, and then I'll end up in rehab.
I don't want to go to rehab, so I'll continue to eat pasta.
I gave blood again yesterday. Another successful donation! I'm on a pretty good run here, after being deferred so many times for being slightly anemic. But as it turns out, having a low-stress job and eating good food and getting some exercise really helps with overall health! WHO KNEW???
